Movie Quotes by Bruce Willis
Armageddon (1998) movie quotes
Movie quotes: Armageddon trailer :
Bruce Willis movie quotes , playing Harry Stamper :
I ain't gonna kill him. I'm just gonna take a foot off of him. A man can work with one foot.
Your backup plan. You gotta have some kind of backup plan, right?
You're telling me you don't have a backup plan, that these eight boy scouts right here, that is the world's hope, that's what you're telling me?
Houston, you have a problem. You see, I promised my little girl that I'd be comin' home. Now I don't know what you people are doing down there, but we've got a hole to dig up here!
Come on, God, just a little help. It's all I'm asking.
Yeah, he'd like to stay in the Lincoln bedroom of the White House for the summer. Stuff like that.
Yeah one more thing, um... none of them wanna pay taxes again.
Bandits (2001) movie quotes
Movie quotes: Bandits movie
Bruce Willis movie quotes , playing Joe :
Paradise. Tuxedos and Margaritas.
No ma'am, this is a bank robbery.
36 grand. It's no big deal.
What the hell is this, the third grade?
Yeah, good looking, or ITCHY.
Blind Date (1987) movie quotes
Movie quotes: Blind Date
Bruce Willis movie quotes , playing Walter Davis :
Ted, are we talking a loss of inhibitions here, or does she pee on the floor?
No, I'm actually a one-concubine kind of guy.
OH dare I to hope that you sobered up?
No, no, the reason for this big business dinner tonight is this Japanese industrialist new client of ours. He's old world Japanese and he's got a wife that's more like a slave and he keeps concubines!
Color of night (1994) movie quotes
Movie quotes: Color of night
Bruce Willis movie quotes , playing Dr. Bill Capa :
Does mommy know you escaped from a straight jacket?
If I knew it was your birthday, Hector, I would have stopped by tomorrow.
I guess she would've done this anyway my colleagues say but I don't know. And my patient her name was Michelle jumped out of a window in my office.
I thought it would be easier if you heard it together!
Six weeks ago I spoke harshly to a patient and she commited suicide right in front of me.
Die Hard (1988) movie quotes
Movie quotes: Die Hard movie trailer
Bruce Willis movie quotes , playing John McClane :
Who's driving this car, Stevie Wonder?
You throw quite a party. I didn't realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan.
Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.
It's okay, I'm a cop. Trust me, I've been doing this for eleven years.
Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. The monkey in the wrench. The pain in the ass.
Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.
Go fuck yourself, Hans.
You should have heard your brother squeal when I broke his fucking neck.
'Cause I'm a New York cop. I got a six-month backlog on New York scumbags I'm still trying to put behind bars. I can't just pick up and go that easy.
Geronimo, Motherfucker!
You motherfucker, I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna fuckin' cook you, and I'm gonna fucking eat you!
Better being caught with your pants down, huh? I'm John McClane, and you are?
Die Hard 2 (1990) movie quotes
Movie quotes: Die Hard 2
Bruce Willis movie quotes , playing John McClane :
That somebody's about to seriously fuck with this airport.
Fat fuck.
That punk pulled a Glock 7 on me. You know what that is? It's a porcelain gun made in Germany. Dosen't show up on your airport X-ray machines, here, and it cost more than you make in a month.
How 'bout I let you live?
Excuse me, officers. This may sound like a wild goose chase, but, I think I just saw... Elvis. Elvis Presley.
Holly! Here's your fucking landing light. Whoo!
Story of my life.
Oh man, I can't fucking believe this. Another basement, another elevator. How can the same shit happen to the same guy twice?
Hey, Carmine, let me ask you something. What sets off the metal detectors first? The lead in your ass or the shit in your brains?
Hey, Colonel. Blow me! How much drug money is Esperanza paying you to turn traitor?
Hey, well, as far as I'm concerned, progress peaked with frozen pizza.
Die Hard: With a Vengeance (1990) movie quotes
Movie quotes: Die Hard: With a Vengeance
Bruce Willis movie quotes , playing John McClane :
Hey dickhead! Did I come at a bad time?
I'll tell you what your problem is, you don't like me 'cause you're a racist!
Listen to me. Hang the fuck on, all right?
I told you I was an asshole.
Oh, yes, I understand. I understand that you're a fuckin' wacko who likes to play kids' games. That's what I understand.
Yeah, I'm that fucking Energizer bunny.
It's nice to be needed.
I'll put my foot up your ass, you dumb, mother...
Yeah, well, I got some bad news, you're only gonna blow up with me.
Crawl out from that rock you're hiding under, and I'll drive this truck up your ass.
Hudson Hawk (1991) movie quotes
Movie quotes: Hudson Hawk
Bruce Willis movie quotes , playing Hudson Hawk :
I guess we see who wears the penis in this family.
Can't we just go back to the kissing part?
You fuck my freedom for a lousy job?
You know, if the Marios weren't the 3rd largest crime family in New York I'd say "Kiss my Ass" but considering your status I'm gonna say "Slurp my Butt"
Oh, no! You love me! It's YOUR JOB! You probably love Butterfingers over there.
How am I driving? 1-800-I'm-gonna-fuckin'-die!
Want a little more, Jumbo? I'll kick your big flabby ass!
Oh. Very nice. Fettucini con fungi porcinni. Prego. Oh, and bring me a bottle of ketchup, will ya?
Hey! Old Man! Yeah, you! You come back here without your little cub-scout army, and I'll kick your centrally-intelligent ass up one side of the piaza and down the other!
Last Man Standing (1996) movie quotes
Movie quotes: Last Man Standing trailer
Bruce Willis movie quotes , playing John Smith:
I was born without a conscience.
Strozzi said he had brought the girl along to keep up his "morale". That's the first time I had ever heard it called that.I thought everybody liked me. I am such a nice guy.
I can't say it all went exactly the way I'd planned, but I was right about one thing: they were all better off dead.
It'll hurt if I do.
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