Movie quotes by Bill Murray
Broken Flowers (2005) movie quotes
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Movie quotes Broken Flowers
Bill Murray movie quotes , staring Don Johnston:
movie quotes: I, uh- I ran into somebody. Somebody's fist.
movie quotes: Don Johnston. No, not Johnson. Johnston, with "t".
movie quotes: Hold on a second. Wait. I know you think that I'm your father, don't you?
movie quotes: Keep your eyes open... he might be Dolemite.
movie quotes: Well, the past is gone, I know that. The future isn't here yet, whatever it's going to be. So, all there is, is this. The present. That's it.
Caddyshack (1980) movie quotes
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Movie quotes Caddyshack
Bill Murray movie quotes , staring Carl Spackler:
movie quotes: Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!
movie quotes: Oh Mrs. Crane, you're a little monkey woman. Yeah, you're lean, mean, and I bet you're not too far in between are ya. How'd you like to wrap your spikes around my...
movie quotes: License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.
movie quotes: I'll slack you off, you fuzzy little foreigner.
movie quotes: I have to laugh, because I've outsmarted even myself.
movie quotes: Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key...
movie quotes: Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
Ed Wood (1994) movie quotes
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Movie quotes Ed Wood
Bill Murray movie quotes , staring Bunny Breckinridge:
movie quotes: Let's hear you call Boris Karloff a cocksucker.
movie quotes: I'm getting my first series of hormone injections. And when thos girls kick in, they're going to take out my organs, and make me a woman. It's something I've wanted to do for a long time. But it wasn't until I saw your movie that I realized: I have to take action! GOODBYE PENIS!
movie quotes: Oh, what does that old queen know?
movie quotes: How do you do it? How do you get all your friends to get baptized just so you can make a monster movie?
movie quotes: Well, I'm going to need some antennae.
Ghost Busters (1984) movie quotes
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Movie quotes Ghost Busters
Bill Murray movie quotes , staring Dr. Peter Venkman:
movie quotes: All right! This chick is TOAST!
movie quotes: Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown... THROW IT!
movie quotes: No, we're exterminators. Someone saw a cockroach up on twelve.
movie quotes: You're right, no human being would stack books like this.
movie quotes: Back off, man. I'm a scientist.
movie quotes: Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head. Remember that?
movie quotes: This man has no dick.
Ghostbusters II (1989) movie quotes
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Movie quotes Ghostbusters II
Bill Murray movie quotes , staring Dr. Peter Venkman:
movie quotes: Suck in the guts, guys, we're the Ghostbusters.
movie quotes: Kitten, I think what I'm saying, is that sometimes, shit happens, someone has to deal with it, and who ya gonna call?
movie quotes: You're short, your bellybutton sticks out too far, and you're a terrible burden on your poor mother.
movie quotes: I'm looking for a love-potion aerosol, that I can spray on a certain Penthouse Pet, to obtain her total submission.
movie quotes: Well, there are so many holes in 1st Avenue, we really didn't think anyone would notice.
movie quotes: Dana, you just never got it. I'm a man, I need to feel loved. I need to be desired!
movie quotes: You know, I have met some dumb blondes in my life, but you take the taco, pal! Only a *Carpathian* would come back to life now and choose New York! Tasty pick, bonehead! If you had brain one in that huge melon on top of your neck, you would be living the sweet life out in Southern California's beautiful San Fernando Valley!
Lost in Translation (2003) movie quotes
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Movie quotes Lost in Translation
Bill Murray movie quotes , staring Bob:
movie quotes: You'll figure that out. The more you know who you are, and what you want, the less you let things upset you.
movie quotes: I don't get that close to the glass until I'm on the floor.
movie quotes: Enjoy my jacket, which you stole from me.
movie quotes: Can you keep a secret? I'm trying to organize a prison break. I'm looking for, like, an accomplice. We have to first get out of this bar, then the hotel, then the city, and then the country. Are you in or you out?
movie quotes: Am I drinking? As soon as I'm done.
movie quotes: I don't know. I just want to... get healthy. I would like to start taking better care of myself. I'd like to start eating healthier - I don't want all that pasta. I would like to start eating like Japanese food.
movie quotes: It gets a whole lot more complicated when you have kids.
Meatballs (1979) movie quotes
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Movie quotes Meatballs
Bill Murray movie quotes , staring Tripper:
movie quotes: Well you're not exactly known for your taste. I'll probably just use her for the rest of the summer and then throw her on the scrap heap with all the rest of the women that I've destroyed.
movie quotes: Well, that's life in the fast-paced slam-bang, live-on-the-razor's-edge, laugh-in-the-face-of-death world of junior league soccer.
movie quotes: Roxanne, I have what doctors call "very active glands." You're the first person I've told, my folks don't even know.
movie quotes: Alright, virgins to the left, non-virgins to the right.
movie quotes: Well I feel sorry for her, you know. She's got a glass eye. And, uh, I'm one of the few people who knows exactly which eye to look at when they're talking to her, so she's sort of fixated on me.
movie quotes: Kids are starving in India and you're walking around with a sombrero full of peanuts.
movie quotes: You must be the short depressed kid we ordered.
Quick Change (1990) movie quotes
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Movie quotes Quick Change
Bill Murray movie quotes , staring Grimm:
movie quotes: I was in 'Nam with a jerk like you.
movie quotes: Get your own women!
movie quotes: The man is an animal! Ripping out phones, urinating on desks... you see what he did to Ms. Cochran's shirt? There's a scratch here, I mean, it's not deep, but... it's there.
movie quotes: I haven't hit anybody since I was nine.
movie quotes: Oh sir! You forgot your map! And our millions of dollars!
movie quotes: I'm sure no harm will come to me once I'm inside the bank all by myself.
movie quotes: Alright, I gotta hang-up now, because I gotta go kill everybody.
Rushmore (1998) movie quotes
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Movie quotes Rushmore
Bill Murray movie quotes , staring Herman Blume:
movie quotes: Yeah, I was in the shit.
movie quotes: Never in my wildest imagination did I ever dream I would have sons like these.
movie quotes: She's sweet, but she's fucked-up.
movie quotes: But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.
Scrooged (1988) movie quotes
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Movie quotes Scrooged
Bill Murray movie quotes , staring Frank Cross:
movie quotes: The bitch hit me with a toaster.
movie quotes: Hey. Are you glad to see me, or is this a shotgun in your pocket?
movie quotes: The catch... ...is that you need to shower, little man. You are RIPE! Whoo!
movie quotes: I've made a few mistakes. I gotta live with that. But I do know who I am, I know what Iwant, and I know what's going on.
movie quotes: We're gonna need champagne for 250 people, and send the stuff that you send to me. Don't send the stuff that I send to other people.
movie quotes: ADORED? C'mon, let's be honest, Lew. You PAID for the women.
movie quotes: Why do you keep calling me "Dick"?
Stripes (1981) movie quotes
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Movie quotes Stripes
Bill Murray movie quotes , staring John Winger:
movie quotes: Oh, it's not the speed really so much, I just wish I hadn't drunk all that cough syrup this morning.
movie quotes: Don't order the Schnitzel, they're using Schnauzer.
movie quotes: My philosophy: a hundred-dollar shine on a three-dollar pair of shoes.
movie quotes: Did you ever see a monk get wildly fucked by some teenage girls?
movie quotes: Why'd the chicken cross the road? He stepped out of rank, got hit by a tank
movie quotes: Oh, my balls! OH, MY BALLS!
movie quotes: We're the underdog. We're mutts! Here's proof: his nose is cold! But there's no animal that's more faithful, that's more loyal, more loveable than the mutt. Who saw "Old Yeller?" Who cried when Old Yeller got shot at the end?
The Razor's Edge (1984) movie quotes
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Movie quotes The Razor's Edge
Bill Murray movie quotes , staring Larry Darrell:
movie quotes: It's very easy to love someone like you. This isn't the old Mister Sunshine.
movie quotes: It's easy to be a holy man on top of a mountain.
movie quotes: When Piedmont died, I had to pay him back for my life. I found out there's another debt to pay - for the privilege of being alive. I thought Sophie was my reward for trying to live a good life. Uh uh. There is no payoff - not now.
movie quotes: Squaw, fix dinner... nice job on canoe.
movie quotes: It's very easy to love someone like you.
What About Bob? (1991) movie quotes
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Movie quotes What About Bob?
Bill Murray movie quotes , staring Bob Wiley:
movie quotes: Shit-eating son-of-a-bitch! Bastard, douche-bag, twat, numb-nuts, dickhead, BITCH!
movie quotes: Excuse me, Phil, but with these particular symptoms, is Prozac the right choice?
movie quotes: Shit-for-brains! Dingleberry butt! Vulture Vomit! Goodbye, rat-dick suck-nut!
movie quotes: Later, barf-breath douche-mouth.
movie quotes: Wait a minute, I haven't even told the joke yet! So the doctor draws trees, "What do you see?" the guy says "sex". The doctor draws a car, owl, "Sex, sex, sex". The doctor says to him "You are obsessed with sex", he replies "Well you're the one drawing all the dirty pictures!"
movie quotes: What if I'm looking for a bathroom, I can't find one, and my bladder explodes?
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