Oct 09

Movie Quotes by Chris Tucker

Friday (1995) movie quotes

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Movie quotes: Friday Trailer

Chris Tucker movie quotes , playing Smokey:

movie quotes : Puff puff, give. Puff puff, give. You fuckin' up the rotation.

movie quotes : What's up Big Perm?... I mean Big Worm.

movie quotes : The fuck you stealing boxes for? What you trying to build, a clubhouse?

movie quotes : Why don't you tell your daddy to comb his damn hair, look like some spiders is having a meetin' on his head.

movie quotes : Payback's a motherfucker, ain't it, nigga?

movie quotes : I don't appreciate you sendin' your punk-ass, busta-ass, jerri curl wearin'-ass friends down here to shoot at me and my homies. They'd like to got dealt with.

movie quotes : I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got shit to do.

movie quotes : No sugar? Damn. Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either y'all got Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger. Daaamn.

Money Talks (1997) movie quotes

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Movie quotes: Money Talks:

Chris Tucker movie quotes , playing Franklin Hatchett:

movie quotes : You're phat. P-H-A-T. Pretty Hot And Tempting.

movie quotes : Fifteen million? Fifteen million dollars? Oh, you gotta cut a brother in on that. Hey, we split it three ways. Seven for me, And you, you get whatever's left over 'cause you been tripping ever since I met you.

movie quotes : Hell no I ain't at no goddamn girl's house. I'm wanted for muder. I ain't got time to get no pussy.

movie quotes : How the hell did an Italian get a fine-ass black woman like that? Shit, he can't sing. Only reason she marry him is 'cause he rich. 'Takin' all our sisters.

movie quotes : Alright, motherfucker, here's the deal... Mama! Mama! I didn't know it was you!

movie quotes : Kiss my ass, we meet when I say we meet, you French motherfucker.

movie quotes : You know guns don't kill people, stupid motherfuckers with guns kill people!

movie quotes : Fuck culture, give me some good shit, man, people are complaining about these fucked up tickets. You're making me look bad, man.

Rush Hour (1998) movie quotes

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Movie quotes: Rush Hour Movie Trailer :

Chris Tucker movie quotes , playing Detective James Carter:

movie quotes : Fifty million dollars? Man, who do you think you kidnapped? Chelsea Clinton?

movie quotes : ...which one of y'all kicked me?

movie quotes : You got a perscription for this? Where's it at? I should take your ass to jail, you know that? That's cigaweed! You better have glaucoma.

movie quotes : Hahahahaha! You didn't know I could do that, did you? Put your hands up! Put your hands up! I ain't gonna kill you this time. I'm just gonna kick your ass!

movie quotes : I don't want no partner, I don't need no partner and I ain't never gonna have no partner. Did Kojak have a partner?

movie quotes : Damn, Chin, this is some greasy shit. You ain't got no better food, like some chicken wings, some baby back ribs, some fries or something?

movie quotes : Look maybe you don't understand, I'm Mr. Juntao's lawyer, legal advisor, he got into some shit again and he told me to come down here and I'm a very busy man, ain't got time to be down here this late but I'm down here, my wife want me to come home, my baby is shittin' all over the house, he needs diapers, would you please go get Mr. Juntao?

movie quotes : I've been lookin' for your sweet and sour chicken ass.

movie quotes : Man you sound like a Karate movie, y'all!

movie quotes : Don't you ever touch a black man's radio, boy! You can do that in China but you can get your ass killed out here, man!

movie quotes : Get yo big Happy Meal Ass over in the corner!

movie quotes : This is the LAPD. We're the most hated cops in all the free world. My own mama's ashamed of me. She tells everybody I'm a drug dealer.

movie quotes : My daddy'll kick your daddy's ass all the way from here to China, Japan, wherever the hell you from and all up that Great Wall too.

movie quotes : This ain't no Democracy. This is the United States of James Carter. I'm the President, I'm the Emperor, I'm the King. I'm Michael Jackson, you're Tito. I own yo ass.

movie quotes : That was just a rookie, showin' him the ropes. Why you didn't come to church sunday?

movie quotes : I'm just playing gimme a hug.

Rush Hour 2 (2001) movie quotes

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Movie quotes: Rush Hour 2 Movie trailer

Chris Tucker movie quotes , playing James Carter:

movie quotes : Lee, Snoopy is 6 inches taller than you.

movie quotes : All right, listen up! All the Triads and the ugly women on this side, and all the fine women on this side, right now!

movie quotes : Why didn't you tell me you had a bomb in your mouth?

movie quotes : Lionel Ritchie ain't been black since the commodores!

movie quotes : No, not mushu? MU shu. I want to see some women man. Now, stop playing dumb and take me to the SHU.

movie quotes : Oh I know I don't think I see what I see what I'm thinkin!

movie quotes : You mean Tito! Toto is what we had for dinner.

movie quotes : You just jealous, Lee, 'cause women like me. I'm tall, dark and hansome and you third world ugly.

movie quotes : That's Ricky Tan? Man, that's a midget in a bathrobe!

movie quotes : What's wrong with you man? You never step in front of a black man at a buffet line.

movie quotes : I have a dream! That one day, white people, and black people... and even Chinese people, can gamble together with the same number of chips!

movie quotes : I'm gonna pretend you a man. A very beautiful man with a great body that I'd like to take to the movies.

movie quotes : If you ain't gonna shoot him Kung-Fu his ass or somethin'.

movie quotes : Cut off our eggrolls? Oh hell no! We gotta get out of here! Don't give up!

Rush Hour 3 (2007) movie quotes

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Movie quotes: Rush Hour 3 movie trailer

Chris Tucker movie quotes , playing James Carter:

movie quotes : Sorry, Lee. You can't be black. There's a height requirement.

movie quotes : Don't move or I'll shoot you and the Temptations.

movie quotes : No wonder Lance Armstrong came all the way here to ride a bike!

movie quotes : He's right, Lee. Together we can do anything. I'll go this way...

movie quotes : Sister you tell this piece of S word, that I will personally F word him up.

movie quotes : You tell him that his mama's an H. Right W, and his sister's a W and his grandmama is a two bit W who makes double cause she got no teeth you tell him I said that.

movie quotes : You need a personal trainer! This license says you weigh 180 pounds; that's more than the damn car, girl!

movie quotes :Lee, I'm alive. My whole life flashed in front of me. In three years I'll be married to a Chinese woman. We had three kids, look just like you, only a little darker.

movie quotes :Lee, I'm going to kill you if we die!

movie quotes : You Asian. Stop humiliating yourself!

movie quotes : In cased you missed it, man; people are trying to kill me! I'me covered in shit and some French cop whooped my ass with some yellow pages, man. So don't tell me it ain't none of my business.

movie quotes : Yeah, we go to Fiji. Hide out for a year. Maybe change our names. Get jobs as bartenders. And imma call you Kiko.

The Fifth Element (1997) movie quotes

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Movie quotes: The Fifth Element movie Trailer

Chris Tucker movie quotes , playing DJ Ruby Rhod:

movie quotes : What was that honey? It was BAD! It had no fire, no energy, no nothing! So tomorrow from 5 to 7 will you PLEASE act like you have more than a two word vocabulary. It must be green.

movie quotes : We'll find out everything there is to know about the D man: his dreams, his desires, his most intimates of intimates, and from what I'm looking at, "intimate" is the stud muffin's middle name. So tell me my man, are you nervous in the service?

movie quotes : No no no no no no. 'Cuz if it was a bomb, the alarms would go off 'cuz all these hotels have bomb detectors, right?bzzzzzzz

movie quotes : I don't want one position, I want all positions!

movie quotes : What's wrong with you? What you screamin' for? Every 5 minutes there's somethin', a bomb or somethin'. I'm leavin'. bzzzz.

Dead Presidents (1995) movie quotes

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Movie quotes: Dead Presidents

Chris Tucker movie quotes , playing Skip:

movie quotes : Motherfucker, you blew up the whole fucking truck, motherfucker!

movie quotes : Everyone in this town knows I've only got one leg. And that motherfucker grabbed the wrong one.

movie quotes : I was born by the pussy, I'll die by the pussy.

movie quotes : My great great great granddaddy was a pimp and a slave. He would have his hoes out in the field picking his cotton for him, he didn't have to do nothing!

movie quotes : did you fucking see that, man?

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