Eddie Murphy movie lines II

Bowfinger movie quotes:

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Eddie Murphy movie quotes , playing Kit:

movie quotes: The white man gets all the best catchphrases!
movie quotes: White boys always get the Oscar. It's a known fact. Did I ever get a nomination? No! You know why? Cause I hadn't played any of them slave roles, and get my ass whipped. That's how you get the nomination. A black dude who plays a slave that gets his ass whipped gets the nomination, a white guy who plays an idiot gets the Oscar.
movie quotes: Shake a spear! Spearchucker! I'm a spearchucker now!
movie quotes: Key, the plutonium is mine, its been registered for religious purposes!

Nutty Professor II: The Klumps (2000) movie quotes

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Eddie Murphy movie quotes , playing Sherman Klump:, Buddy:, Grandma Klump:

movie quotes: Grandma Klump:The other day I got out the shower and I bend down to reach for a towel, and I felt a sharp pain in my chest. Shot through my chest and up around my shoulder and down my spine. I thought "Oh, Lord." I thought I was dying. I bent over and looked, and I was standing on my own titty.
movie quotes: Viagra don't work for me. I've been taking 'em like M&Ms.
movie quotes: Hey Cletus, who dat der piece of bisghetti remind you of? Maybe Mr. Johnson perhaps?
movie quotes: There's a fire in my pants, and it's getting muy caliente!
movie quotes: Grandma Klump:The only thing you do in your bedroom is pull the lint off your scrotum!
movie quotes: Papa Klump:I ain't nothin' but a big damn joke to you, ain't I, Anna! Why don't you tell the whole world: 'my husband ain't nothin' but a big ol' pile of worthless crap'!
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I Spy (2002) movie quotes

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Eddie Murphy movie quotes , playing Kelly Robinson:

movie quotes: You know, I was born semi-pyschic, and I had a bad hunch something was gonna happen in that room.
movie quotes: Yeah, what's B.N.S. stand for? Bitch that Needs some Slapping?
movie quotes: Let me tell you something man, you ain't gonna be telling me what to do all the time. I'm Kelly Robinson, don't talk to me like that.
movie quotes: Why am I getting arrested if I got kicked in my nuts! How come you just arresting the black man? My nuts was kicked! movie quotes:

Daddy Day Care (2003) movie quotes

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Eddie Murphy movie quotes , playing Charlie Hinton

movie quotes: If you don't stop it with that Star Trek stuff, I'm gonna push you in that sticker bush.
movie quotes: Shut-up, Butthead? I'm sure your mommy and daddy don't like you talking like that. When your mommy comes to get you I'm going to tell her what you said.
movie quotes: Any boob can run a day-care center but it takes a family to raise some kids and that's what we're gonna be from now on, a family.

The Haunted Mansion (2003)movie quotes

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Eddie Murphy movie quotes , playing Jim:
movie quotes: Man, don't think just because you pull out your sword I'm going to let you marry my wife.
movie quotes: Hey, honey, you know they have dead people in the backyard.
movie quotes: Dark spirits? Hey, no dark spirits! Don't you make no dark spirits come out!
movie quotes: Hey. You wanna kill me, kill me. But listen, when I come on the other side, I'm gonna just be whipping your ass for all eternity.
movie quotes: They're not ghosts. We're just having hallucinations from that dinner that we ate. It was that chicken, it didn't taste right.

Norbit (2007) movie quotes

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Eddie Murphy movie quotes , playing Norbit / Rasputia / Mr. Wong

movie quotes: Bingo! Right in the blowhole!
movie quotes: Yes, Wong very racist. Don't like black. Don't like Jew either. But black and Jew love Chinese food. Go figure.
movie quotes: Norbit! Why you run like little bitch?
movie quotes: I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die up in here. Drive the car, goddamnit!
movie quotes: You heard what I said, strumpet! I love Kate! That right. I love you, Kate. And the last two weeks I spent with you have meant more to me than my entire miserable life with you, Rasputia! It's over! Norbit Albert Rice is no longer your BITCH!
movie quotes: God damm it, Norbit, how many times I got to tell you when you drive my car, don't adjust my seat? No, you moved it! I can tell! Cuz look, when I inhale, my titty make the horn honk! See, listen!
movie quotes: Don't you wish your girlfriend was as hot like me? Don't you wish your girlfriend was a FREAK like me?